rad

andrewquo:

sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz

mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

partystick:

horse-ebook:

deodrant:

I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

how many asians did you get

31

buthed:

*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*

(Source: tooshies)

grreenleaf:

OHHH TELL ME WHATCHA WANT WHATCH REALLY REALLY WHAT (ill tell ya what i want what a really really want) I wanna, i wanna, i wanna, i wanna, i wanna really really really wanna see non-offensive representation of asexuals, bisexuals and trans people in todays media

disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

image

catholicnun:

i think i dropped myself as a baby

Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend cause you focused on school

(Source: beyonslayed)

hoodrat-gutterpigeon:

fuckingcockstar:

I got suspended today for beating up a girl who bullied me for years. My mom said she’s never been more proud

*applauds* 

(Source: 1et1ive)

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

(Source: mormondad2)

coluring:

sometimes i XD people to annoy them

(Source: tipslip)

spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

(Source: 6yr)

churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge